Why is Hurley still so fucking fat?  Aren’t they eating fish and fruit and stuff?  and getting tons of exercise?  I think they should explain he has a thyroid condition or something.

> Connected, feel free to talk now

Stranger: mpmmy

Stranger: is that u mom

Stranger: !!!

Stranger: wtf

Stranger: i miss u

Stranger: where r u

Stranger: WHAT!!!

Stranger:  IT HOUGHT U PASSED AWAY

Stranger: JIZZ IN MY PANTS

Stranger: WHERE R U

You: on a boat!!

Stranger: SHUD I DO CPR ON THE COMPUTER

Stranger: PLZZ

You: at sea!

Stranger: MOMMY

Stranger: MICHEAL JACKOSN DIDED WHAT DO I DO NOW

Stranger: !!!!

Stranger: :(

Stranger: MOOMMY

Stranger: AM I DREAMING

Stranger: OR WHAT

Stranger: ANSWER ME

Stranger: PLZZZ

Stranger: SHUD I CALL UP JESUS

Stranger: OR WHAT

You: yes, call up jesus

Stranger: OK WAIT

Stranger: 619696969691

Stranger: IS THAT HIS NUMBER?>?

You: yes.

Stranger: OK WAITT

Stranger:  LOVE EU

Stranger: WHEN R U COMMING BAK

Stranger: ~~~~~

Stranger: BOBBBS

Stranger: PLZZ

Stranger: I DERECE IT

Stranger: PULL IT DOWNN

Stranger: WELL

Stranger: NOW IM SAD

Stranger: PULL IT DOWNN

Stranger: WELL

Stranger: NOW IM SAD

Stranger: HOW BOUT U GUYS KISS FOR U

Stranger: NOW THAST SEXYY

Stranger: WHAT

Stranger: SHES HOT~!!!!

Stranger: GET BAK IN THE CAMERA

Don’t you think Jake should just own this site, with that bad attitude of his?

hipsterpuppies:

muffin arrogantly insists that she doesn’t “own a tv,” but still watches mad men and arrested development on her macbook pro

[photo via nicole j]

THEY’RE BACK!!

still funny.

www.chatroulette.com

i am obsessed, though there are so, so many private parts.

This is what Snooki looks like after she gets a makeover.  You know what makes me sad?  In 3 months she’s gonna weigh 80 lbs because some asshole agent at MTV will tell her that she’s too fat.

This was the first Valentine Josh sent me, via email.  We’d been dating for like a couple months and I though he was the funniest person ever.  I will still never know where he found this crap.

This is my campaign to provide emotional support to Kevin Coco.  I think you’re either with Kevin or against him, and if you’re against him you are going down.

Isn’t my grandma cool?

I really like this Dead Weather song.

What do I have to do to get me one of these?  Do you think they poop in toilets?  If you wrong them do they try to rip your face off like that rogue chimp?

This is another funny SPAM.  What’s with the implication that Christmas is time for boners?  And why are these always from a fake African name?

Reply |Ayodele Alden to me 

“Your hose will send to heavens gates tonight! Try the best supplements for promoting your male strength!

Erectile dysfunction will become a past life memory! You won’t forget this Christmas!”